Feta Cat starts a blog

Hi everyone, and thanks for your interest in Feta the Tripawd Cat!

Feta’s story, as I know it, is currently in the middle of its development (this is when some exciting plot turn is about to happen, right??) but for blogging purposes, it seems most sensible to start with the beginning.

For the Cliff’s Notes version, you can read her whole story so far summarized here.

However, if you’re ready to go back to the beginning and work your way up, stay tuned! We’ll walk (or, more accurately, hop-drag) you through the whole story.

 

Does this cone make me look fat? No? Then why are you being stingy with the treats?!?!
Feta Cat does some market research before embarking on her own literary experiment.

8 thoughts on “Feta Cat starts a blog”

  1. I just jumped to the Ciff notes version… Wow, that’s quite a back story. Feta is so lucky to have found someone so dedicated to her wellbeing. Looking forward to following her progress.

    Meg, Clare and Elsie Pie xxx

    1. Aww, thanks! It’s easy to be dedicated to her when she’s as sweet as she is 🙂 Meows and purrs to you and your crew!

  2. Oh lovely Feta, your beginning was difficult but now you are in the best home ever! And you’ve done your research! I look forward to hearing how well you recover. p.s. I’ve very impressed you use toilet paper.
    Kerren and Tripawd Kitty Mona

    1. Thanks so much, Kerren and Mona! Mona, you are exceptionally beautiful as well. We black cats really are quite magnificent, aren’t we?? Here’s my tip on toilet paper – humans waste it by rubbing it on their bums and then throwing it away. Why do they do that?! Humans are SO weird. The appropriate use of “toilet paper” is to bat it around, shred it, chew it, and then leave it around the house for the dog to eat (if you have the misfortune of having a dog around). This keeps the dog away from the real good stuff, and if you do it right, your human will laugh so much they won’t be mad!

  3. How about licking it while it is still on the roll, so when the human wants to use it, it is soggy? Sophia deems that the only proper use of toilet paper.

    Welcome Feta!

    1. Aww, Sophia, that is so kind of you to pre-moisten your human’s TP! Great for sensitive bums, or something? Bwahahaha!

  4. So glad Feta found her way back to you!
    I am sure she will improve with your dedication love and therapy ! She will be hoping on, in no time.
    Holly & Purrkins

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